MR 5.C The Mystical Body O' Christ

If ye be on a team of football, ye may go out for a pass, but nay ye turneth, the ball ye shan't recieve. Thus, ye may be on the team, ye may believe ye shall catch the ball, nary we recieve unless ye turn
around. Yer quarterback may be out of pocket, and takin many-a-risk,( the sacrifice jesus gave in his passion, death, resurcetion.) but nay ye turneth, ye shall fail. The game be lost, all is for-naught, unless ye turn ye back to the scoundrel defender, and open up to jesus. If ye be a runnin back, jesus hands ye the ball and opens a hole, but ye chose not to run in the right dircetion, ye be clobbered for negtive yardage. OOFF. If ye be the scrum in u'rugbee, ye need to scuenche ye cheeks and push forward into the pile of men. If y' dununt y' thrun on the grund. The ultimate QB. -5000 passinm yard's!!!! over 9000 rushin yards, and a whole leage OF TOUCHDOWNS! And a blackbeard trophy to his name. arg. and he be pourin the cup of gaterade over ye head. En ze namen uv godt amenz.